we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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