Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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