i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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