nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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