He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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