It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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