i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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