I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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