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Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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