Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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