Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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