What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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