And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Even my vagina gasped.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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