I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Randomize
