then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
They are going to name an STD after you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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