She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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