Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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