So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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