Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My feet surprised me
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