I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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