he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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