I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I look better un-naked...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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