He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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