I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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