God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you win again, gameday.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Who died my cat blue again?
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