I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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