her vagine was all disorganized.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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