Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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