Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
