Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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