At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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