Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
tell me about the fingering
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