is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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