Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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