I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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