White coat. Heels.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it was like having sex with a tree stump
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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