Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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