I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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