matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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