Your tits are I can't wait for
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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