Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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