she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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