So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i will never coherently bang her
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
