idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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