grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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