My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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