Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
