at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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