I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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