i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
