Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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