So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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